OH!!!!!

MY!!!!!

FUCKING!!!!!

GOD!!!!!

What the hell did I do last night?????

Went to a club, that’s what!!!!!

No…..wait…..

Make that…..SEVERAL clubs!!!!!

We started early and ended late. The noise rattled my eardrums so badly they’re still going and it’s seven!!!!!

AT NIGHT!!!!!

Ugh!!!!!

All I remember is running into a few celebs but you know that coz I tweeted pics. Had a few Pepsi Maxes, got to see all the fireworks of Guy Fawkes Day and the London night-life, all strong hard manly inches of him. Who? Fucked if I know! It was clearly too much for my psyche because I slept in then wandered around the neighbourhood for awhile, watched a bit of TV, slept some more and now I’m online.

And now I’m off. See ya tomorrow peeps.

Jewels xxoo