I haven’t posted since last week, and since then I’ve been trying to think of things to write about.

Sure, I could write about getting fat from all the chocolate I ate over Easter and the next fat burning thing I’m going to try to get rid of the kilos.

And sure, I could write about the fat bastards on The Biggest Loser but I did that last year.

Sure, I could write about writing a new book except I’m currently not.

And sure, I could write about what’s going on in the world right now but it’s so fucking boring I’m not going to bother.

Sure, I could write about my life and the shit going on in it, but I’ve been there and done that.

And sure, I could write about whining about finding something to write…….

What the hell do you write about when you have nothing to write about?