Okay peeps, by now you should know what this is all about, so let’s get on with it…

I have won Oprah tickets and appear on her show.

I am interviewed by Oprah and so have my book picked up by a publisher.

My book has been published and is hugely successful, thanks to appearing on Oprah, millions of people pre-order my book.

I am a successful author.

All thanks to Oprah and being on her show.

Bitchfest! radio is on the air and is a hugely successful radio show.

My back has been sorted out and I am no longer in pain!!!!

I have great health and well being thanks to my back being straightened.

And HUNK OF THE MONTH GOES TO…… MAGNUM PI!